The Douginator Weekly Independent Commentator

     Straight-To-Hell Entertainment in conjunction with Lucifer Digital Arts, and Lost Souls Inc. has joined forces with with Douglas S. Taylor, L.L.C. in the production of the latest Box Set of demonic chimes from the mastermind and soul stealer, Douglas S. Taylor to release the latest in music deception.

     Rock Demon Incorporated, a new branch of satanic entertainment by the diabolical wizardry will be available for electronic download by Taylor. Though the release date has not been disclosed as of yet. However, Douglas S. Taylor on behalf of Hell Enterprises is in the studios creating a follow-up on the initial box-set of the “Tales From The SouthSide Of Life.”

     The award-winning first release of the more musically relevant of 5.1 surround sound DVDs that has been capturing the souls of many young people for Satan’s bidding will be accompanied by a follow-up release. Unlike the first box-set, the new release will contain older songs, a compilation of timeless classic rock songs to guarantee the mega-harvest of older souls of the general public.

     “Yeah, fuck, I have been receiving emails, PMs and comments from the international community on MSN Live Spaces of folks. folks my age and older who appreciates older rock and heavy metal classics from the 1970’s through the early 1980’s. Since I have so much music and since these songs have been a gateway drug for me if you will, into harder and newer metal that ultimately lead me to a life of crime, violence, unadulterated promiscuous sex and some serious orgies with young catholic nuns. Well, I felt it was the right thing to do for folks at least my age and older. Though, trust me, I love the fuck out of the newer music that is more progressive – Still, I want to make sure my generation and shit get a chance to lose their souls too.” Taylor said in a web conference with us earlier this morning.

     The new box-set is a collection from Taylor’s musical archives. Most of these songs are torn right from the pages of his remarkable life as a child and teen from the windy streets of the South Side of Chicago and his adventures as a youth in Oregon.

     “Though not as progressive as today’s music, but many of these bands and songs has inspired today’s artists. I have no doubt ‘Retrograde’ will collect just as many souls as the first installment. The box-set will contain 80 songs digitally re-mastered in the DVD audio 5.1 surround sound.” Taylor added.

     Currently, production of this special compilation is still in the studios with Taylor at the controls with help from Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin, Eddie Van Halen, Stevie Nicks on her knees, and others such as Robin Zander of Cheap Trick are at hand in digitally re-mastering this classic to insure the maximum potential of this auspicious opus of the best possible audio enjoyment to the masses.

     “David Bowie just finished dropping by to give his thoughts and contributing talent in working with us on all of this. It’s a very important and monumental feat in preparation of this endeavor. We’re not taking any chances with this work.” Robert John “Mutt” Lange, Producer of such timeless classics as AC/DC’s “Back In Black” album said.

     Don Dokken dropped by and chimed in, “Taylor’s really has a special, gifted, and unique way of brining out the best in this time period. I certainly appreciate his talents and this thing is gonna be fuckin’ huge. I am fortunate to be a part of it all.”

     Taylor did mention that there would be certain bands, those that have made it on the first 2 5.1 DVDs making up the first part of this special music entourage as seen on the image above. As far as the second half, everyone is sworn to secrecy as Angus Young of AC/DC made mention, “No one is sayin’ jack-fucking shit.”

     The new box-set comes with plenty of fanfare and of course, there are those with vicious contempt from the spiritual leaders of the American Taliban such as Pastor “Big Al” Burns, the minister of a small church in Newcastle, Wyoming who has gained public notoriety nationwide in his warning against Taylor and his musical work on the release of the previous work.

     “Hey, I am not the only God-fearing man that is out to expose Taylor for what he truly is and his abomination of music to lure the innocent youth to the bondages of everlasting torment. I am also not the only minister out there that is seeing exactly what Taylor is up to…” Reverend Burns continues.

     “He’s [Taylor] nothing but a child of Satan. I would venture to say that he may even be a precursor to the Antichrist himself. There is nothing, nothing at all respectable that this man is doing. He is out to destroy souls, destroy decency, destroy all that is holy, all that is righteous. Do you think Taylor could get away with this if George Walker Bush was still the president?”

     The vehemently enraged pastor of a church of thirty some-odd followers comprised of sheep and cattle ranchers continued to speak to us about the deceptive works of Taylor and his “Soul-Harvesting Music.”

     “He’s out to get as many souls as he can, and using this horrible rock and roll, heavy metal music as a tool of the devil is the sure fire way, an express-way to the bowels of hell for all those that he deceives.”

     We are wondering why Reverend Burns feels that he should be the point-man for his baby Jesus and his Taliban crusade in coming at Taylor so viciously. We asked Taylor himself and Taylor said it in a single word, “Simpleton.” Taylor said no more about the onslaught of religious protest in the press and continued with his work undaunted.

     We did some investigating into this Al Burns matter and we uncovered that Burns’ former wife was involved in the sexual exploitation  of farm animals on his small ranch after she was a long time member of Taylor’s blog site.

     The American Taliban’s heavy hitters has also jumped on board with Reverend Al Burns such as Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, and John Haggee.

     “In my mind, Satan and Taylor is nothing but the very same dark and cruel forces plaguing America as we speak. I’ve outlined and discussed in great detail of Taylor and his works in my new book ‘The American Satan’. Taylor is a curse that brings God’s righteous judgment upon this great nation of believers. America has been birthed from the Christian laws and dictates from the Almighty. With Taylor able to run amok in the name of Free Speech he is allowed this opportunity in mayhem. As a righteous Bible-Believing Christian, a man of God, I am strongly apposed of this so called free speech and the hooligans of the 1st Amendment.

     I am going to give to you all a revelation of God. Taylor will bring down God’s almighty wrath upon America. You think hurricane Katrina was a fluke of nature; Make no mistake, it was God wiping out the harlotry of New Orleans, and God has something much bigger for America that will make the biblical plagues upon Egypt of old to seem like a child with a common head cold!” Haggee concluded.  

     “I support the righteous justification and the holy works of Reverend Al Burns from Wyoming and other leaders of God’s just.” Reverend Al Sharpton preached on a special 4th of July Christian gathering Prayer-Fest over the Nation in Washington D.C. yesterday.

     Sharpton preached over nearly 100,000 estimated supporters of the American Taliban’s Christian Agenda of Uniformity and Supreme Control Organization (ATCAUSCO) hosted at the Jefferson Memorial. “It has come to my understanding that the devil has a strong foothold on the music industry and all these performers are nothing but the satanic minions of Lucifer and the American Music Association. Now with this so called technology, Satan is able to consume innocent and inept souls. Satan is out to get each an every one of your souls through this dark and sinister means. Know the evils and the wages of these sins!”

     Reverend Sharpton continued to speak about Taylor in this vigilant group of followers, “In my new book, ‘Taylor; The New Face of Satan’ is just that. He [Taylor] wants nothing more than to have your soul for his bidding. I have sent out a mandate to all my supporters to stop using the Internet, to stop using technologies like email, social networks, and Instant Messaging.”

     Needless to say, Taylor and his musical work has brought out the heavy-hitters and celebrities of the American Taliban to include Reverend Jessie Jackson, the founder and president of the Rainbow/Push Coalition to join in a united front against in what Jackson calls, “Taylor’s Internet Soul-Harvesting Campaign.” Or also known as “Satan’s TISH Campaign” according to Jackson and his church.

     “I find nothing amusing, nothing remotely funny or humorous about what Taylor, the ‘White Child of Satan’ is doing. Any God-fearing soul has to know that Taylor is evil, Taylor is dangerous, Taylor is deadly.” Jackson said to his parishioners at his mega-church of nearly 10,000 tithing members on a vigilant prayer meeting last Friday night.

     “I forbid anyone of my saints in my church to even listen to any of these satanic musical groups on his DVDs. Watch and guard your families from this abomination. The best things you can do right now is to stop your Internet services, shut down your computers and put them away. There is nothing good from them!” Jackson warned his congregation.

     Jackson, like the other ministers mentioned also plugged his new book to the fold, “Satan’s White Grip On A Nation.” Is available in hardback.

     Jackson was in the news a couple of years ago having extra-marital affairs with several women, and one is reported as white. He admitted that in his message to his church Friday night, “Yes, his music is powerful, it caused these women to throw themselves at me, to cheapen themselves and eventually lost their souls. I have since repented and banish this harlots of Taylor’s from God’s church.”

     Taylor isn’t just getting all bad press, and the American Taliban is far from the only ones talking about his latest musical endeavors fusing the Biosphere with the music industry. Today, Rob Zombie had a special press release from his Hollywood Mansion in Beverly Hills.

     “Whatta expect from the goddamned American Taliban anyway, really?” Zombie started off to say.

     “Listen, I know what Taylor is up to, and I know the real deal. It’s just a bunch of religious horseshit from these religious fuckers just out to push a new book. A new book that I might add that makes these muthafuckas rich. Hell, there’s nothing wrong with Taylor’s box-set music, nothing to it at all. Hell man, I even have it myself.” Of course Rob Zombie's “Lords of Salem” appears on the first box set along with his former group of White Zombie.

     “Look, Doug’s different, his sense of humor is out of this fucking world and he ain’t for everyone. He ain’t evil and shit, please.” Zombie concluded.

     “No, Taylor is nothing less than a phenomenal literary and musical genius.” Mick Jaggar, front man of The Stones commented on Saturday morning while leaving the hotel of his latest girlfriend that some speculated that is the mother of 6 of his children. She is 19 years old and a former supermodel of a Jamaican men’s magazine called, “Brown Sugar.”

     “I met Taylor back when we were on tour in Portland, Oregon. That was the summer of 1979 when we were doing the ‘Emotional Rescue Tour’. Taylor and his band, ‘Renegade’ were opening for us. He was and is, extremely talented. I am glad that he is coming out with a retro-box set of some of his favorite songs and I am also pleased that my band is featured amongst the other great artists of that time period.” Jaggar candidly admitted.

     “Taylor, as myself and others quickly found out is ahead of his time. I thought we were going to speak about his new band, ‘Stainless’ which I have heard is going to be the next biggest band that hit the British Isles since the Beatles, and of course, my group; The Rolling Stones.” Jaggar added mentioned before jumping into his chauffeured Bentley and leaving the hotel into the maddening London traffic.

     We caught Eddie Van Halen leaving the sound studio down here in Nassau where the final tracks are being mixed on the first 2 Audio DVDs. “Yeah man, everything is going better to be expected, it really is. Listen, I don’t know shit when Taylor releases the whole thing if that’s what your asking. I mean he is still working some things out with Jimmy Page and Pete Townshend with Mutt Lange on a few things. Trust me, this shit is gonna fucking rock!” Lead guitarist of the band that bares the same name as his both his brother and himself.

     “I wouldn’t be where I am at today if I never met Taylor. He is the extraordinary and some say, supernatural talent that taught me the advanced guitar techniques that separated me from the other great rock and roll guitarists. ‘Eruption’ from our first album, a lot of people don’t know it, but that’s all Taylor, all Taylor, all the frickin’ way.” Van Halen fielded to us as we followed him to his restored 1955 Chevy Station Wagon.

     “You all may not know this, but he revealed to me my love of the synthesizer and keyboards. For that, I am eternally grateful.”

     Some say that one of Taylor’s musical influences as a child was from extraordinary bands like Black Sabbath. “Yeah, fuck, I was listening to Black Sabbath since 1971. I was 9 years old and shit…” Taylor once said.

     "I first met Taylor through a letter he sent to the band back in 1973. In the letter was the score to ‘Iron Man’ and the lyrics. He [Taylor] was like 11 years old and he didn’t want any credit for the song, said it would be a hit and Geezer wanted it on our new upcoming album ‘Paranoid.’ For fuck sakes, the song turned into one hell of a hit.” Ozzy informed the press.

     “In 1979 Taylor sent me ‘Mr. Crowley’ when I went solo, and again his selflessness caused him not to take any credit. A literary musical god in is own right, really. I know that I am the real devil, but a devil needs friends, and Doug for me, is that fucking friend.

     It was a few years later Taylor and I was relaxing at my poolside when he suggested, ‘Hey Oz, man, you ever thought about creating a heavy metal show of sorts featuring new upcoming talent?’ So began Ozzfest. At first I just thought Taylor was stoned, indeed he was, but still, one smart fucker, right?” Ozzy concluded in the phone interview. 

     Some of the wonderful accolades coming in for the appreciation of Taylor’s work are not just coming in from the Music world, but that of the Technology community itself such as the world renown Bill Gates of Microsoft.

     “Mr. Taylor, Ballmer, and myself used to hang out together before Microsoft was even thought of. I mean, I was never into parties much in high school and college. However, Taylor, and not many people know this, but he is one heck of a computer and PC geek. A geek that was nothing less than a babe-magnet and Steve and I were just there for the ride in the beginning. I remember Doug was extremely high and said, ‘Hey Willy, check out this shit that I’ve been working on It’s gonna be huge, dude.’ Sure, I took a look at the scribbling under the drawing, a pencil sketch of him licking some huge breasted babe’s snatch. I said, ‘Yeah, that’s awesome.’ He looked dismayed at me, ‘No fucker, the code, look at the goddamned code!’ It was the beginning of what everyone would later know as MS-DOS. I just couldn’t believe the remarkable brilliance of it all.

     ‘Willy just take it to IBM next week when you have that meeting, tell those pricks that you got the code to make their computers rock.’ He was indeed right and he wrote the rest of it by the time I landed the deal.”

     We will keep you posted as we will follow the events leading up to the release of his latest musical work and the controversy that his endeavors are stirring up in the religious community. We’ve discovered that some of the American Taliban has sent Microsoft and MSN Live Spaces letters of resentment and threats to ban Taylor and his writing due to vulgarity, demonic worship and provocative pictures in spite of the United States 1st Amendment that protects his civil rights.

     It is to our understanding that Microsoft will not cave into the control of the American Taliban’s will in the matter and uphold his constitutional rights since there is no known evidence that Taylor is breaking any rules or terms of usage with this company. Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace has offered Taylor a substantial amount to move his entire blog site over to one of these other social networks.

     Promoter, Don “I Love America” King has offered to represent Taylor and Douglas S. Taylor, L.L.C. in this matter of securing an unprecedented deal in moving from MSN Spaces to the highest bidder. So far, Taylor and his representatives has made no mention of moving off of MSN Live Spaces or in dealing with the infamous promoter.

     “We haven’t talked to Mr. King in any shape or form. Mr. King’s involvement is totally unsolicited and Douglas and his family have no intentions of speaking to Mr. King, or moving his blog from MSN Live Spaces at this time.” Robert Shapiro, Taylor’s legal counsel announced just moments ago on MSNBC. 

     CNN has announced back on 3 July, that Sarah decided to not run in the next Governor’s race for her home state of Alaska. As I read through the article posted on the News, my fist reaction, and the one that I am sticking with up until the 2012 primaries is that she plans on running for President. As I strategized early a couple of months ago, “…if Obama should get killed in office or fall flat on his political face, then whomever runs against him will surly lose their asses.”

     Evidently, this former beauty queen of Alaska didn’t get that piece of sage wisdom that is so abundantly clear and obvious, it scares me into thinking that not only her, but her little army of goons can’t think, blinded in their deception of lust, pride, and power-greed that they can’t see passed their own understanding and let alone, reality.

     As I read through the article sighted here, I could not find an intelligent reason for her stepping down. Instead a facade of a childish high school charade of a game of deceit that I can easily see through. I also like to mention that there are other people who are strongly mentioning the same thing.

     He new book, “Pull Tab To Open…” is suppose to be a done deal with the publishers as far as someone ghost writing it for her that is. Still, I wonder if the book, whatever name it will be called as a title goes will have a centerfold.

     Time will tell…

     Personally, and yes, I said it before, the American Taliban and something that she is very much a part of speaks volumes, let alone, he membership in the liberating cronies of her Alaskan movement to become a separate nation to succeed from the United States is any kind of a fucking red flag – I don’t know what is.

     She is obviously planning to run for the US Presidency come 2012. In spite of common sense and any form of reasoning, it is clear to me that it is her intention, politically speaking.

     Now don’t get me wrong, as I painfully mentioned in detail, I am certainly not opposed to a woman running this nation. However, Palin, fucking please. She doesn’t have the political savvy, the common intelligence that God has given a common Dog. Yeah, she may be a bitch, but that’s the only thing in common, and a good-looking bitch to boot. I’ll give her that, as I have before in past articles.

     In the mind of us who can still think with the big head and able to keep the smaller one in one’s pants, she would be a grave mistake for our nation to even remotely consider her as a leader of our nation. Still, the obvious thought that I share with many, too many, she’ll never make it in the next election and really, I have nothing to worry about. Unless, heaven forbid, Obama is assassinated or fucks up so bad that he becomes another George W. Bush. The latter, I know, I really have nothing to worry about.

     Still, what does this say about the death-throws of the GOP in general? What does this say about those who cannot, will not think for the betterment of our United States?

     The latter lies my real fear…

     You certainly don’t have to be from Alaska, or a women to know that ignorance, pride, and arrogance is the three main key ingredients for a major catastrophe on biblical proportions when you have the likes of Bush, as we well know, and Palin at the controls.

     Is the American woman actually believe that this Sarah Palin can be their political champion?

     I would like to think not. God help us all if that is the case. God help our country, and God help the world!

     In this, I close and take a fucking Xanex and see if I can talk someone into a warm-mouthed blow-job.

     For those who live outside the United States, this term, “The American Taliban” may be something new, somewhat of a shock and may even lead you to a question, “Is Doug being funny, again?”

     Wish that I was, I wish this was something that could fit into my “Dark Fantasy” category or pure science fiction. It fits under neither. I’ve spoken about this “The American Taliban” before on several articles in months’ past.

     So, what is it exactly that Doug is ranting about with this American Taliban shit?

      The question that should be raised, “What is the American Taliban?”

     This will answer your additional immediate question, “Is the American Taliban for real?” Followed by, “Who is these zealot mind-numbing control freaks?”

      For many, this may be something new that just surfaced on your personal radar, but that wouldn’t do the American Taliban any justice. They have been around for a very, very long time lurking in the shadows and only surfacing now and then throughout the last couple of centuries here in America. Well, I would argue all the way back to the Salem Witch Trials of 1692.

     Personally, as a proud Patriot and a decorated Veteran of the United States Air Force on which my honorable service is a matter of public record. I’ve always been a huge fan of the American Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution. I like many of my fellow veterans here in the United States that may or may not live overseas, we are all still sworn to protect the United States Constitution. We took an oath to defend it against foreign and domestic threats. This oath to my understanding, still applies to each of us that has took this solemn oath.

     This fact alone that separates us from the common citizenry of those living in the United States. Yes, I believe strongly that the United States Veteran is a cut above the rest and through the selfish act of serving the United States Constitution and bares the fruits of freedom, we are indeed the betterment of the nation’s best.

     It is a foregone conclusion, least in my mind, and the minds of a good many souls out here in America that we went from a Democratic Society and thrusting headlong into a Fascist Government. Some folks do get Neo-Nazism confused with Fascism.  It is the truest and darkest hopes of the American Taliban that we as a nation, become the new religious or Christian Nazism here in America.

     Oh, don’t insult the likes of me of comparing Patriotism with Nationalism. In my mind, and the mind of so many others, these two terms are on opposite poles. Of course, the national corporate media that is nothing less than the controlling will of the Government, a fucking whore of a tool  would like nothing better than to blur the lines between the two opposites.

      The American Mythology of Christianity practiced and revered here is nothing more than a hypocritical hate-filled and political mind-controlling front of the American Taliban. In my mind, the Jerry Falwell and the brothel of religious whores that make up most of the American Taliban spread the same hatred as America’s most shameful and ignorant; The Neo-Nazis, Racist Skinheads, and White Supremacists that dwell safely in large numbers within the American borders – For me, there is no difference.

     “Wait a goddamned minute, Taylor. Are you serious?”

     Yes, most serious; Compare Falwell’s hatred preached to and by his minions and that of the White Supremacists and you’ll see a very stunning similarity of the very same venom poising the minds of many Americans.

     Before the merciful Angel of Death took this idiot out professionally, though decades late, Falwell said a lot of hateful and very ignorant shit.

     Falwell, this American Taliban is not the only mindless hate-filled fuck out there, once again, let me share this link with you. Click here and re-read it.

     I could go on for fucking days talking about the American Taliban and the “America; The Fall of Reason” and by the way, doesn’t that sound like a great title for a book? It should be if there isn’t one already?

     Generations of brainwashing has made this nation nothing but a majority of weak-minded army of idiots for their bidding…

     Well, it’s that time for me to say my goodbyes for now, least through the weekend. I plan on getting some things done and enjoy the American Holiday of Independence when we liberated ourselves from tyranny to enslave ourselves once again in our one tyrannical yokes of bondage and deception.

     I’ll be away from MSN Live Spaces, god knows it needs a break from me anyhow, and I from it. I also want to wish everyone that is celebrating the American Independence a wonderful and safe holiday season. I leave you with the graphic artwork that was done by Skya.

     Yes folks, I knew this was gonna be fucking huge and just blows the fuck up on MSN Live Spaces. Listen you don’t have to take my word for it. Let’s see what others are saying…

	Skip Jones; MSN Live Server Administrator. ”We’ve noticed 5 times the amount of traffic going to Taylor’s site. We put a new server farm online to collect the souls for this music. Maybe with this music I can get myself laid!”
	Denise Wadsworth; Sioux Falls, SD. ”Fuck, I am so thankful I got such a big Box, and Taylor wrapped it up tight for me. I gave him my soul for it. What?? What music, there’s music? I was just talking about my…”